{"id":10343,"date":"2025-10-09T22:00:28","date_gmt":"2025-10-09T21:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/?p=10343"},"modified":"2025-10-09T22:00:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T21:00:28","slug":"rondreizende-verkoper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/2025\/10\/09\/rondreizende-verkoper\/","title":{"rendered":"Traveling salesman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A traveling salesman arrives in a small town, starving after a long day. The only place to eat is a dingy-looking fast food joint, but hunger wins over hesitation. He walks in, takes a seat, and immediately notices the place is as sleazy as it gets. The waitress matches the vibe with her grimy uniform and rude manners. Not exactly the best service.<\/p>\n<p>Still, he\u2019s desperate for food. He orders two hamburgers and a hot dog.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later, the waitress returns, carrying the two burgers tucked snugly under her armpits.<br \/>\nAppalled, the salesman blurts out, &#8216;Why on earth are you carrying the burgers like that?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>She shrugs and says, &#8216;Keeps them warm.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The salesman thinks for a while, then says, &#8216;Cancel the hot dog.'<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A traveling salesman arrives in a small town, starving after a long day. The only place to eat is a dingy-looking fast food joint, but hunger wins over hesitation. He walks in, takes a seat, and immediately notices the place is as sleazy as it gets. The waitress matches the vibe with her grimy uniform [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grappig"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}