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		<title>Traveling salesman</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2025 21:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A traveling salesman arrives in a small town, starving after a long day. The only place to eat is a dingy-looking fast food joint, but hunger wins over hesitation. He walks in, takes a seat, and immediately notices the place &#8230; <a href="https://leiden365.nl/blog/2025/10/09/rondreizende-verkoper/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>A traveling salesman arrives in a small town, starving after a long day. The only place to eat is a dingy-looking fast food joint, but hunger wins over hesitation. He walks in, takes a seat, and immediately notices the place is as sleazy as it gets. The waitress matches the vibe with her grimy uniform and rude manners. Not exactly the best service.</p>
<p>Still, he’s desperate for food. He orders two hamburgers and a hot dog.</p>
<p>A few minutes later, the waitress returns, carrying the two burgers tucked snugly under her armpits.<br />
Appalled, the salesman blurts out, &#8216;Why on earth are you carrying the burgers like that?&#8217;</p>
<p>She shrugs and says, &#8216;Keeps them warm.&#8217;</p>
<p>The salesman thinks for a while, then says, &#8216;Cancel the hot dog.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Parrot calculation</title>
		<link>https://leiden365.nl/blog/2012/05/26/papegaai-rekensom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 11:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A parrot has 120 pealed peanuts in his food bowl. From the 120 peanuts he eats 1/3. How many peanuts remain in the bowl? Answer: 119 2/3.click here to see the answer]]></description>
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<p>How many peanuts remain in the bowl?</p>
<p>Answer: <span style="display:none;" id="hiddenText"><strong>119 2/3</strong>.</span><a href="/blog/" id="showTip" onclick="document.getElementById('hiddenText').style.display='inline';document.getElementById('showTip').style.display='none';return false;">click here to see the answer</a></p>
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		<title>Find the mistake</title>
		<link>https://leiden365.nl/blog/2005/06/22/zoek-de-fout/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[adrie]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2005 06:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
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