{"id":415,"date":"2006-02-14T18:32:43","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T17:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/?p=415"},"modified":"2006-02-14T18:32:43","modified_gmt":"2006-02-14T17:32:43","slug":"de-italiaan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/2006\/02\/14\/de-italiaan\/","title":{"rendered":"De italiaan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Goed, hij heeft een onvoorstelbaar lange baard, maar toch blijft ie enorm leuk. Vandaag heb ik 5 minuten krom gelegen vanwege de aloude mop van de italiaan. Uiteraard is dit een mop die je eigenlijk hardop moet vertellen, maar als geheugensteun is ie hier toch als tekst&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"5\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/italiaan.gif\" alt=\"Drukke Italiaan?!\" \/><strong>De italiaan<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotel<br \/>\nIn the morning i go down to eat a breakfast<br \/>\nI tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast<br \/>\nShe brings me only one piss<br \/>\nI tell her i wanna to piss<br \/>\nShe says go to the toilet<br \/>\nI say you dont understand<br \/>\nI want to piss on my plate<br \/>\nShe say you better no piss on the plate<br \/>\nYou son of a bitch!<br \/>\nI dont even know the lady<br \/>\nAnd she calls me a son of a bitch<\/p>\n<p>Later<\/p>\n<p>I go to eat at a bigga resturant<br \/>\nThe waitress bring me a spoon and<br \/>\na knife, but no fork!<br \/>\nI tell her i wanna the fuck<br \/>\nShe tellin me everyone wanna fuck<br \/>\nI tell her you dont understand<br \/>\nI wanna fucka on the table<br \/>\nShe say you better not fuck on the table<br \/>\nYou son of a bitch!<\/p>\n<p>So i go back to my room in a hotel<br \/>\nAnd there is no sheets on the bed<br \/>\nCall the manager and im tellin him i wanna shit!<br \/>\nHe tellin me go to the toilet<br \/>\nI say you dont understand<br \/>\nI wanna shit on my bed!<br \/>\nHe say you better not shit on my bed<br \/>\nYou son of you bitch!<\/p>\n<p>I go to the check out<br \/>\nand the man in the desk says<br \/>\nPeace on you, i said piss on you too<br \/>\nyou son of a bitch!<br \/>\nIm goin back to Italia, Arrivederci<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goed, hij heeft een onvoorstelbaar lange baard, maar toch blijft ie enorm leuk. Vandaag heb ik 5 minuten krom gelegen vanwege de aloude mop van de italiaan. Uiteraard is dit een mop die je eigenlijk hardop moet vertellen, maar als geheugensteun is ie hier toch als tekst&#8230; De italiaan One day imma gona to Malta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/leiden365.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}